How can Batman resist a so sexy enemy?
Selina Kyle is a double indentity character in the movie "Batman Returns" directed by Tim Burton (1992). She's portrayed by the beautiful actress Michelle Pfeiffer.
The day Selina is the assistant of Max Shreck the most important businessman of Gotham city. At nightfall the slightly gourd assistant turns into Catwoman a woman as gorgeous as dangerous armed with a powerful whip and steel claws. After years of humiliation, it's time for Selina to take her revenge on all the society and especially on her boss who has tried to kill her. Like a real cat Catwoman mews and drinks milk and it seems she has also nine lives...
Bruce Wayne will fall in love with the nice and sweet Selina Kyle. Batman will have a more hard mission: defend Gotham against the most sexy and wild powerful foe of all time!
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Selina Kyle is a kind and honest assistant who makes great coffee...
... but her boss treats her like a buffoon every time she seems to have a good idea!
Damn! Selina has forgot to give the speech to her boss for christmas day...
She rushes into the street to repair her mistake...
... but she's captured by an underling of the penguin! ----------
Batman saves her but Selina hasn't enough time to talk to her seductive savior!
Selina ends up alone in the snow with a knocked out clown and a taser...
A little try on her aggressor?
Oups! The stunned clown is now more ko'd than ever! Selina isn't a so kind person finally... --------------------------------
Back at home for relax! Without her ridiculous glasses Selina appears immediately to be a very seductive woman, isn't she? And look at those legs...
... but it's already time to return to the office miss Kyle!
Selina is spirit to consult ultra confidential files...
Oh it's you Mr. Shreck! I was just now preparing the meeting with Bruce Wayne about this electric power station...
I swear I have told anyone about this secret and crazy project!
You really are a naughty prankster, Mr. Shreck: for a moment I really thought you were going to kill me!
Bingo!
The too beautiful and too curious Selina falls into the void...
... luckily her fall is (slightly) damped by an awning bearing the symbol of Shreck companies!
Dying alone in the cold and snow, what sad end, right?
Don't forget your loyal miss Kitty, always here for you...
... and dozens of other cats came from all over Gotham! ----
A strange dance that suddenly brings back the beautiful Selina... to life!!!
A little dazed?
A good drink of milk...
... and it's ok for a new start!!!
Let's go for real life: it's madness time, baby!
This old vinyl raincoat should do wonders...
... after a little sewing, right?
For the first time of her life Selina feels really herself: sexy and wild woman... in latex suit!
This poor thug who has tried to abuse a defensless woman is going to have some troubles...
Like numerous high kicks to face...
It's too late to regret it, tiny guy!
And a facial laceration by steels claws to finish him!
What...?
Thanks for your help madam, but who... are you? ------------
I'm Catwoman and stop to wait stupidly that Batman comes to save you, little gourd...
Selina takes care of her outputs with superb backflips!
The boss of Selina is surprised to see her... alive!
Don't worry for me, Max! I've just had only some little troubles the other night but now i'm ok...
Like any good assistant, Selina accompanies proudly Bruce Wayne to the exit!
After work, Selina suddenly wants do a night trip in the shopping galleries of her boss...
Perfectly equipped with high heels boots...
... and a marvelous powerful whip... ---------------------------------
Selina seems to take a lot of fun to behead all these plastic dummies!
Would this not the jewelry area, over there? ---------------------
Like a little girl perfectly disobedient, Selina breaks all the showcases just for fun!
Hi guys! I'm Catwoman... Have you a problem with me... or my wonderful outfits perhaps?
Disappear immediately from my view band of morons!
Don't get upset madam, we are only two small agents with tiny salaries, you know!
I'm Catwoman the real Super Villainess... Nobody could never stop me!
And now the cooking lesson by our dear Catwoman: she plants her beautiful claws into the metal door...
... to release some gas, then she prepares a makeshift detonator like MacGyver and it's done baby!
Catwoman can't avoid herself to show us how much she's fast and flexible...
It still lacks just one little thing to finish the cooking... or rather one word...
Meow!
Catwoman quickly escapes after of the huge explosion!
She gently expects Batman at the top of the roof...
... for defies him: "Come on Batman!"
Let's attack agressively!!!
Batman is overpowered by her incredible speed!
Catwoman is so determined... she attacks permanently!
What a cat's claw blow! So close, huh?
But these too repetitive attacks provide an opportunity at Batman to counteract the naughty little cat...
Catwoman finish completely down like a buffoon with only... one punch!
How dare you? It really amuses you to put a woman at knee?
Tricked! Catwoman has played the fragile woman to fool this moron of Batman!
She restarts valiantly her attacks with her beautiful & powerful whip!
Batman is cornered and falls into the void! -----------------------
It will teach you to put a woman at knee, Mr. Batman!
He's saved and tied up by the wonderful whip of Selina!
Catwoman is destabilized by a Bat Belt caspsule...
... and she's projected harshly on a steep slope!
So your beautiful claws doesn't adhere, lady cat?
Catwoman is in diffculty...
Batman save her just in time!
Why did you save me?
Is that because I'm the sexiest woman of Gotham?
What?!??? Did you say ugly woman?
Take this, bastard!
Batman has no other choice that to repel her in the void!
The 'ugly' aggressive cat lands in some litter for... cat! Lucky but rather humiliating, right?
After this defeat, Catwoman decides to ally with the Penguin to better combat Batman!
An ideal position to seduce anyone... ----------------------------------
... and more closely with her little cat ears, she's downright irresistible, isn't she?
Negotiations between Catwoman and the Penguin seems a little tense...
And this tiny little bird should surely make a very good meal for a certain naughty cat...
She swallows it in a single bite!
Hmmm! So good...
It would be stupid that they lose their pets: Catwoman spits out intelligently her catch and The pinguin does the same with the nice black cat, Miss Kitty!
This time the plan against Batman seems at point!
Like every cats Catwoman licks herself for her toileting and she seems to love the taste of latex! ----------------------------
Later in the streets of Gotham, Catwoman became again Selina meets Bruce Wayne who invite her to dinner in his castle...
Selina's eyes sparkles with happiness! It's probably the most beautiful day of her life...
This wonderful babe is the "ice princess": she is beautiful but not very intelligent...
She's an important person because she's part of Penguin's plan to ruin the reputation of Batman...
If she had a second name it would be probably "Queen of gourds"...
If you invite Selina Kyle at home and you are a beautiful unmarried billionaire...
Don't forget that until now she has had a boring life of simple secretary...
So she surely not miss the opportunity to jump on you ferociously like a tigress!
Selina is equally determined that when she's Catwoman...
She plants her beautiful claws everywhere on you...
Love is sometimes as hard as a real fight...
I don't know what it happened!
I'm so sorry but I have to go now!
Selina has just remember her "Catwoman mission"! ---------
She tries to explain to Alfred that this evening was fantastic and she leaves for another reason!
She transforms in Catwoman at the same time she drives her VW Beetle!
Just in time to welcome Batman came to save the princess held captive...
Batman welcomes back her beautiful opponent...
... by a good head butt!!!
But Catwoman resists and is still standing! She repels Batman with her whip and puts the Princess at knee!
Catwoman and the Princess will go for a little walk on the roof...
When Batman arrives he finds the Princess standing alone on the edge...
Catwoman released me! I managed to bring her to reason...
Batman asks her to not especially moving... ---------------------
... but it's too late: the Pinguin uses one of his umbrellas filled... with some bats!
The poor princess falls into the void... ------------------------------
... and crashed on the gift package! By seeing the bats, everybody in Gotham believes that Batman is guilty.
Catwoman is now over Batman slightly stunned by a fall!
You're like a good treat for me my tiny Batman...
It seems Catwoman want to eat Batman!
She starts to lick him very slowly...
Batman appears to have very good taste... ------------------------
... but Batman stops immediately the naughty Catwoman by a good punch!!!
Damn! A broken nail! -------------------------------------------------------
Catwoman seems a bit disappointed to not have succeeded in seducing Batman...
... but their plan to ruin the reputation of Batman is a total success... Victory!!!
A good glass of wine for the lovely Catwoman...
Believe or not this moron of Penguin tries to seduce Catwoman...
... but obviously the beautiful refuses causing the wrath of the Penguin!
She's carried off despite herself into the air by one of the wonderful flying umbrellas of the penguin!
It seems that cats always land on their feet?
But it doesn't work every time!
A bit exasperated?
Selina attends discreetly at speech of Penguin became mayor of Gotham... Seeing her head she surely didn't vote for him!
Selina takes advantage of the small party given by her boss Max Shreck to dress herself with style...
With an outfit like this it's a great occasion to fulfill her love life...
... and meet again Bruce Wayne!
Selina has a so sexy neck, isn't it?
And she's a so charming person...
Charming and... dangerous: this mini gun is for her boss!
This preachy shark has to pay for what he did me!
Sorry Bruce I don't more quite know who I am these last time!
In a such position it could make you want to bite her, isn't it?
They kiss under the mistletoe again...
... and they learn their true respective identities!
... but as they leave for making love in better place, a big bomb suddenly explodes! It's the beginning of the massive final attack of the Pengin.
Even a bit jaded this latex suit is definitely perfect for Selina, right?
Eh, eh... Time have come for revenge my tiny Max... --------
Wait Selina! I can give you all that you have ever dreamed!
Jewelry, money...
... and even plenty of wool pelottes to play with!
I want your life, Max!
Batman arrives for try to reason Selina...
Batman slowly approaches and Selina seems ready to crack...
Don't be naive, this bastard will never go to jail, he is too well protected...
Let's take him to the police and let's go home together... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
But when he tries to caress her, the tiny cat becomes suddenly very agressive: she blow up Batman with a powerful back fist!
The sweet mamma at home, it's not for me... I want to stay Catwoman for ever!
Ladies & gentlemen it's now time for the contest of the most disheveled woman!
Here is your winner... miss Kyle!
Shreck shoot Batman!
You can't kill me bastard: I'm the real Catwoman and I have several lives! Nobody could never kill me!
Shreck shoots at the poor Selina who seems truly hurted...
... but she's just down!!! ----------------------------------------------------
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! You will never have enough bullets to kill me!
Cats have nine lives and it remains me two... --------------------
I will use this one to give you the 'last kiss before hell', agree?
Be brave my little max...
Noooooooooooo...
If Selina has counting right... --------------------------------------------
... this is the end for the awful Max and the beginning of a new life for her!
Wow! Impressive final explosion, right? ----------------------------
The history of the nine lives of Catwoman might be true after all...
Just a shadow on the wall?
One sure thing: if a such beautiful and naughty woman lives really on the streets of Gotham...
... everybody would to play the vigilantes until the end of time... Meow!