Sweet Li'l Alice is the main antagonist in the 1976 softcore Russ Meyer comedy film Up!. She is portrayed by Janet Wood.
Alice is a young sweet woman with medium sized breasts unlike the other women in the movie with huge breasts.
Alice owns the local diner "Alice's Cafe" and runs it with her husband Paul. Alice also loves women and has a relationship with a female truck driver named Gwendolyn. She is first seen having lesbian sex in the forest with Gwendolyn who licks her body. They later departed. Depsite this Alice does loves her husband and is willing to do anything to keep him for herself even if it means she must kill the person who comes between them.
When Alice realized that her father Adolf Schwartz, who lives in a castle and spends time on sex orgies, slept with her husband she murders her father out of jealousy by letting a piranha fish into his bathtub.
The murder became Alice dark secret and she shows to be nervous hearing about it and managed to hide it from the other characters later in the movie when shreiff Horner Johnson who helped to investigate the case mentioned Schwartz murder.
When Alice finds out that her husband also had sex with Margo Whinchester, a voluptuos woman with a hotter body than Alice who works as a waitress at her cafe she destroyes the power source of electricity at Margo's house offscreen leaving it to blackout. Margo left to perform a strip show at Alice's new cafe and Alice returns herself to the cafe. She probably planned to ambush Margo later during the night. At her new cafe Alice was very happy for the great number of customers that came to watch Margo dancing. She lied to Paul that she had have a phone call about one of her relatives had brooken a leg as an exuse for not being at the cafe in time. Paul then asked her to bring in some more beers.
During Margos performance one of the guests, a gigantic lumberjack named Rafe, goes beserck and tries to rape Margo and knock out Paul while Alice called for help. When Alice returned and found her husband unconscious and saw Rafe raping Margo. She tried to attack Rafe only to have her own blouse ripped of and being raped herself. Rafe carried the two womans out into the forest were he was attacked by sheriff Horner Johnson armed with a chain-saw. Both men fell down a cliff and got killed. Both Alice and Margo was shocked, devastated and heartbroken over this and fell in each others arms crying. Margo started to calm down when Alice started touch her big boobs.
When Margo returns home Alice pursues her in a stolen police car. As Margo enters her house to take a shower Alice follows her in and attacks her with a knife crazy with jealousy. Margo runs naked out into the forest with the furious Alice after her and stays at a pond: Margo ask why Alice is attacking her and Alice respond it is for Paul seems to has turned his attention to Margo instead for her. Alice wants to show herself of as the superwoman she belives she is, and strips herself complete naked to show she has a much hotter body than Margo. Alice here seems really to enjoy being naked. She reveals that she murdered her father for sleeping with Paul and that she is the bastard daughter of Adolf Hitler (who was the true identity of Schwartz) and his mistress Eva Braun. Therefore is Alice's true name Eva Braun Junior, which means that Hitlers suicide back in Berlin was a fake and he didnt know about Alice being his daughter. The naked Alice continues hunting naked Margo through the forest to kill her so Margo not can give away Alice secret.
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