Lana Lockhart (Family Guy)

Lana Lockhart (Drew Barrymore) is the main villainess from "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High," episode 4.02 of Family Guy (airdate May 8, 2005). She was Chris Griffin's newly hired English teacher, having replaced Brian Griffin, who replaced Chris' original teacher, Ms. Clifton.

Within moments of Lana's arrival, Chris becomes smitten with her, but his attempt to impress her by only wearing a spaceman's helmet (just as Peter did to impress Lois) was only met with shock by the lovely blonde teacher. After learning that Chris' crush is his teacher, Peter and Lois confronted Lana regarding their son's romantic feelings, and Lana stated that she would let Chris down easy. However, Lana visited Chris late at night and reciprocated his feelings, but she stated that she was a married woman, and she gave Chris instructions to kill her husband, Ronald, so they could be together.

Chris met with Lana on the following day, with the blonde villainess handing Chris a sword so he could kill her husband. However, Chris told Lana that he couldn't commit murder, and suggested that Lana just simply get a divorce. Lana responded by breaking up with Chris and stated that she would commit the murder herself, and later on, the evil Lana enlisted a bear to appear in front of Ronald while he was having breakfast. The bear mauled Ronald to death, while Lana smiled evilly and watched. At the end of the episode, Lana and the bear escaped together after the murder, and the final scene showed them together at a motel, confirming their relationship. Lana was dressed for a night out, but the bear wanted to stay in and watch TV. Lana was upset over her lover's refusal to go out, prompting the bear to rub his paw on her back in an attempt to appease her.